Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What's the slowest 5k?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why do kids love theater classes?