What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What do jokesters study in college?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How do you make a bandstand?

How does the sun listen to music?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What sports are both plant-based?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What car can you only see twice a year?