What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?