Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Surprise!!!!
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?