What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?