Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?