What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's the slowest 5k?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do little fish love to play with?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?