Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?