What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which bug is related to you?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where do books love to go on vacation?