What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...