What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?