What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the cloud date the fog?