What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?