What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?