What kind of tree loves to high-five?
A palm tree!
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What kind of music do planets like?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?