Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?