What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?