What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Guitarists are so stressed out.