What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What job did the corn on the cob get?