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He wanted to sit on the Paddy O'!
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?