What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you give a sick pig?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?