When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?