Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Because her bark was worse than her bite.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How does the sun listen to music?