Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What does an evil hen lay?
What did one angel say to the other angel?