Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
What did autumn say to summer?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What game do bats excel at?