Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do frogs eat in the summer?