What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Rocky road.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do golfers hate cake?