Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?