What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?