Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?