How did the two figs make their marriage last?
They went out on weekly dinner dates!
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Are baby skunks cute?