Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?