Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?