Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.