Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?