Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?