Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?