Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the bee say to the flower?