Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Why do cows wear bells?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why was the mime upset?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is blue and not heavy?