What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?