Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How do amoebas make calls?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?