Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?