How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?