What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?