How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?