What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?