What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What kind of money do fishermen make?