What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?