Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's good for both poker and theater?