What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?